Thursday, November 23, 2017

Only in America ... OR planet Pluto (yes, planet)   
You suffer from chronic tummy issues and suddenly an advertisement flashes across the screen for "Gas-Bee-Gone"! You're elated ... Yippee! ... you grab your wallet.

Then after the very clever commercial they blend in ... don't take this medicine if you have stomach issues ... What?!?
Recently had breakfast or sleep more than 4 hours a night because it may cause gluttony or insomnia ... huh?!?
May cause heavy breathing ... deep depression ... constipation and diarrhea or death ... Yikes!?!
You may crave brownies and popcorn and desire to spend endless hours of lying on your couch waiting for "Gas-Bee-Gone" commercials.

Wake-up & lay off the very spicy food ...😊

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