"I'm not a Chef ..... but, I play one in my kitchen"

1-   What the heck is a gnocchi????    ... a small dumpling made from potatoes & flour           
2-   Sweet & Savory ... Sweet & Savory, what the heck does savory mean??? Okay, I give           up.    It's a food that is salty or spicy and isn't sweet in taste ... such as meat or                 vegetable

3-   Whimsical kitchen pot holders make cute ... cute ... coffee coasters                                                                                                              

My 85 year old mother would make a great president ...

She's an artistic genius (who appreciates our combined American cultures) ... listens to opposing positions with respect to both (just ask my brother) ... has lived with my dad for 67 years (still in love) ... not tired of our country at the age of 20 ... and not afraid to administer some good smack-down ..