It's Hard Work Wearing a Neck Scarf...

Don't light yourself on fire walking by a candle

Be careful drinking coffee, hot chocolate, tea or Holiday dip

Making spaghetti sauce 

car doors can be hazardous

dunking it in the toilet

try to untangle yourself from a seat belt

You forget it's not a napkin

Playing with a baby could lead to strangulation & death

But ... It does feel delightful to wear